I get worried about dating people who are serial monogamists because I feel kind of gross about how they need someone in their life and it could be me or it could be the next girl but it doesn’t matter so long as it’s a warm body.
talks with the roommate
her: “it’s so hard for me to swallow pills”
me: “i can tell”
her: “yeah if they aren’t soft gels I can’t do it”
me: “you must be bad at giving bjs”
her: “no, my last name is Cabeza.”
brokeandincollege:
tatianavl started following you
shout out 2 u for following me after my last 2 posts
that’s why I started following you hah
It’s like I want something, I want something, I want something then I finally get it and I don’t want it anymore.
I hope I’m just going through a stage.
Girls are strange, mystical creatures — like unicorns with boobs.
I wanna do this to my eyezzzz
Arts&crafts, weed & booze